Baserunner Caught In Rundown Bites Cyanide Capsule To Avoid Falling Into Enemy Hands

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/baserunner-caught-in-rundown-bites-cyanide-capsule,20710/

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I am a lawyer in Chicago with interests in pop culture and current politics.
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