The Daily Hedberg Quote

Y’know, people think I’m into sports just cuz I’m a man. I’m not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that’s about as far as it goes. And by the way, you don’t have to be sweating and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I’m thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean “no”?

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I am a lawyer in Chicago with interests in pop culture and current politics.
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