Category Archives: The Onion

Michael Vick Unemotional On Return To Atlanta: ‘I Hardly Killed Any Dogs There’ | The Onion Sports Network.

Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/rupert-murdoch-worried-he-might-have-damaged-heret,21005/

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/artists-announce-theyve-found-all-the-beauty-they,20973/?mobile=true

Nancy Grace Seen In Graveyard Sucking Marrow From Caylee Anthony’s Bones | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/song-about-heroin-used-to-advertise-bank,1489/?mobile=true [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Son Of Edward R. Murrow Says Father ‘Real Dirtbag’ Compared To Onion Reporters | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/baserunner-caught-in-rundown-bites-cyanide-capsule,20710/

The Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will soon change its name to the Church of Imaginary Make-Believe Land. Church Cancelled Due to Lack of God [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/planet-earth-doesnt-know-how-to-make-it-any-cleare,20639/?mobile=true [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Fiscally I’m A Right-Wing Nutjob, But On Social Issues I’m Fucking Insanely Liberal | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Man’s Life Riddled With Continuity Errors | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Sportsgraphic: Career Highlights Of Phil Jackson http://onion.com/l1Q2TP [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Man Eating Cashew Butter Can’t Believe He Wasted So Many Years Fucking Around With Peanut Butter http://onion.com/mQpQeD [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Mitt Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying To Help Uninsured Sick People | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

GAINESVILLE, FL—In response to the uproar surrounding Terry Jones, the Florida pastor whose Koran-burning last month sparked riots in Afghanistan that have so far claimed at least 24 lives, the State Department announced today its plan to “just pack [Jones] … Continue reading →

Biden Calls Dibs On Qaddafi’s Clothes [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Report: Sidney Crosby Dead Of Intracranial Bleeding, Will Start Against Bruins http://onion.com/g9HFkh

Report: At Least 14 Different Types Of Animals Crawl On You While You Sleep [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]